Jean and Marco:
one of my favorite au ideas is that jean is one of the most popular boys in school and marco, while nice, is constantly bullied by other students, including jean. but after marco becomes his tutor, jean starts to see that marco isn’t half-bad and starts to develop feelings for him.
And in other news
Captain Levi doesn’t know how to properly hold shit
tangled in a nutshell
Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?
the prof asks the important questions.
Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!
Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.
do you think ghosts can tell if youre gay or not? like im not gay but lets say hypothetically i was watching gay porn, would my grandmas ghost see me? totally not gay just asking hypothetically
me when i miss my flight
How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump
Just a thing to prove to my mom.
Please reblog if you’re a girl and you don’t shave your legs/arm pits, or you’re a girl who does shave her legs/arm pits, but doesn’t think any the less of others that do not or if you’re a guy who doesn’t care if a girl shaves or not.
If I get enough reblogs, I’ll show this to her, and maybe it will be enough to convince her to stop telling me to be ashamed of my body’s natural functions just because I’m a girl.
i don’t think this is how dogs work